Sunday, July 6, 2008

MOVE OVER RAY J - MINI-ME VERN TROYER NEW SEX TAPE KING

Fleshbot Reports: Given the fact that we were all treated to the sight of him pissing into a houseplant on that VH1 reality show a few years ago, we guess this had to happen eventually: Famous tiny person Verne Troyer, best known to audiences until this point as Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies, has joined the long list of celebrity pornographers and made himself his very own sex tape.

(Yes kids, even dwarves make bad decisions sometimes.) SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the tape—but unless they get Troyer's consent, none of us will get to see just how else Verne likes to get freaky. While you're (not) waiting to see how it all pans out, we invite you to watch this alternate reality version of how things might look. We know it's not the real thing, but it's the closest we could find for now ... and maybe the closest you'll ever want to get.

View video at your own peril by cicking here ..MEIN EYES!...MEIN EYES!!

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